::SARCASM BUTTON ON::
I had an epiphany while reading the recent comments on another blog I follow: some people just love to sow seeds of ignorance and hatred. Absolutely love it. They can’t get enough of the stuff. They thrive in doing so, like fish in water.
There’s seems to be a market for hate, so I figured, why not placate my American entrepreneurial spirit and capitalize on the situation? Why not package the different forms a hate in a cool, refreshing, thirst-quenching beverage? I could make millions. I’d be stupid not to.
Now introducing Haterade in twelve refreshing flavors!
- Ignorance, in two flavors, Berry Belligerent and Argumentative Acai
- Antisemitism, also in two flavors, Jews and Arabs
Need to satisfy your propensity to hate? Drink some Haterade!
What’s your favorite flavor of Haterade? Mine is Racism. The Berry Belligerent is a close second though. 🙂
::SARCASM BUTTON OFF::
(I didn’t come up with the Haterade concept. Just thought I’d let you know. :D)